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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Bro/Dave_Strider
  Character:
      Bro_(Homestuck), Dave_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      uh, Stridercest_-_Freeform, FaceFucking, Bro_being_a_shit, Yeaaah,
      Sibling_Incest, SMUTTY_SMUT, Oral_Sex, Blow_Jobs, Teasing, ?????????//
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-02-04 Words: 2239
****** God damn it ******
by Satanismywaifu
Summary
     Bro interrupts a skype call with john, Dave disconnects and Bro wants
     to suck his dick.
Notes
     I was writing a sad thing so i wrote a smutty thing to make myself
     feel better
See the end of the work for more notes
“Egbert, I swear to fucking god, you cannot choose a Nord class and expect me
not to hate you. Why would you be a god damn blonde bag of muscle when you can
be a fucking furry?” Dave was currently schooling his best friend over Skype,
the kid had recently bought Skyrim and so far all he did was customize his
character at the start of the game. And he was somehow already doing it in
15,000 ways of wrong. Dave was in the middle of a lengthy explanation of how to
forge the best weapon of the game, “…So as a recap, first you get the
wabbajack, then use it on the-“He covered the camera with his hand, and growled
something unintelligible, with a triumphant noise and a ‘hmmph’ he uncovered
the lens.
“Sorry dude, My Bro’s being a douche,”
“It’s alright Dave! Seriously, maybe I should let you go... we've been talking
for about four hours...”
“But I didn't even get to explaining the best place in Whiterun to sell your
shit, and where’s the best places to buy shit... and don’t even trust that
bitch in Morthal... don’t fuckin' do it.”
John coughed, and smiled at the camera, “Oh, jeez... Dave I’m feelin' a little
sick...”
“Dude, you suck at lying...” Dave rolled his eyes, (despite the fact the other
couldn't possibly see his gesture through his shades) “Whatever dude, G’night
or whatever”
“Night Dave, wait uh morning? Day..? What time is it over there?”
“Time doesn’t exist in Texas dude, proven fact. 100% scientific fact”
John said nothing and looked confused for a moment, he waved with a smile and
then disconnected. Dave closed his laptop and moved it from his chest to
another area of his bed. He looked down to give an annoyed look to the man
currently lying across his lap.
“Hey Bro, you comfortable down there?” The older male nodded in response and
made a kissy face, the younger sighed and shifted a bit to reposition the other
to a more comfortable area on his lap, “Dude seriously what’s your deal?” 
“Nothin'..” Bro smiled and nuzzled Dave’s thigh. It was strange for him to be
cuddly and docile like this, Dave wasn’t exactly sure what to think of this. It
was somewhat unsettling.
“C’mon dude, somethin’s up”
“Jeez Dave, ‘m almost hurt... A guy can’t just cuddle up with his lil' bro for
no reason?”
Dave shook his head, “No man, you’re creeping the shit out of me.”
The other was silent for a moment, as if he’d lost interest in the
conversation, just as Dave moved to open his laptop again, the older male
decided to pipe up.
“Let me suck your dick.”
“What the fuck dude? No!”
“Why not?”
“'Cuz you flash in here and scare the fuck out of me, you’re acting like a tame
cat and I don’t trust you anywhere near my genitals at the moment.” He flicked
Bro’s nose, not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to annoy.
“Please?”
“Dude no.”
“Why?”
“No”
Bro glared and sat up, he pushed Dave’s torso down as the kid tried to get up
also. He showed a warning flash of his teeth and straddled the other. “Let me
suck your dick.” 
“Why?” Dave twitched; his body was working against him. He silently cursed
himself because of how his little friend  was reacting.
“‘Cause I’m bored,” Bro shrugged and ground his hips down into the others.
“Fine.” The aviator clad male figured Bro was dealing with his boredom better
than normal, he was glad Bro didn't bust in his room brandishing a blade and
yelling about dueling or some shit. Or dumping an assload of smuppets on him...
Or forcing him to endure the soul sucking stare of Cal. All of those things had
happened. Numerous times. Bro Smirked, obviously pleased with getting his way.
He repositioned himself so he was a little ways away from the kid’s crotch. He
licked his lips, something Dave thought he could have done without. Seriously,
the guy was purposely being a porn star level douche.
“Dude, was the stupid lip licking thing necessary?”
“Yep, totally necessary. Woulda died without doin' it lil' man...”
Dave sighed with annoyance; he reached down and pulled off the other’s hat. He
threaded his fingers in his hair and waited for him to do something. Bro looked
up, making sure to catch eye contact as he slowly palmed Dave’s crotch. He
waited a few moments for the kid to whine before undoing his zipper. He nuzzled
the other’s bulge through his boxers, breathing hot air onto the growing
erection.
“Seems someone’s a little excited huh?”
“Bro shut the hell up”
“Aw Dave, you've wounded me. My feelings have been stabbed. Stabbed right in
the heart,”
Dave groaned, tired of Bro’s bullshit, “Dude, seriously... You said you’d suck
my dick... Fucking get to it.”
Bro pulled down the other’s boxers, and gripped Dave’s member. He’d still not
undone his gloves and he really didn’t plan on doing so. “Dunno man, I don’t
wanna suck a dick that belongs to someone that’s being mean to me.”
“Dude, god fucking damn it.”
“Hmm?” He licked a stripe up the length of Dave’s erection and pulled back. He
lowered his shades to eye Dave with an expectant look. “‘m not gonna do
anything more if I don’t hear a sorry.”
“Fine, ‘m so fuckin sorry for getting irritated with you for saying something
but not doing it.”
“That’s not a sincere soundin’ apology...” Bro licked him in short dashes of
his tongue, starting from the base and stopped just before reaching the head.
Dave gasped and pulled on Bro’s hair “God fucking damn it, ‘m sorry okay.
C’mon...”
He ran his fingers over the head of Dave’s cock a few times, pretending he
didn’t hear the other. Dave gritted his teeth; of course Bro wouldn’t just suck
his dick. Of freaking course not. He felt like a dumbass for even thinking for
a moment that Bro would just be cool and suck him off.
“Dude please, just fucking suck me...”
“Uh-uh...”
“Bro!” Dave growled and thrusted his hips upward trying to force Bro to just
take him in his mouth. The only thing he managed to do was bash the head of his
cock into the other’s teeth and cause a pained wince.
“Whoa there lil' dude,” Bro exhaled, and licked his lips again. He planted a
few wet kisses on Dave’s shaft.
Dave moaned softly, “Was this your god damned plan? To tease me until I got
tired of your bullshit and just started fucking your mouth?”
“Maybe...” he licked in a long stripe again.
“You’re an ass, you know that?” He gripped Bro’s hair in a sturdier grip and
grabbed the base of his dick, forcing the head into his Brother’s mouth. Bro
moaned as he did so, and sucked lightly against the flesh invading his mouth.
He squeezed his left thumb, forcing his gag reflex away as he started to feel
the other pushing his head down. Dave groaned as he finally felt that wet heat
surround his cock, he bit his lip and shut his eyes.
“God damn...”
Bro huffed; he sucked around the length in his mouth. The younger moaned, he
pulled hair, to signal him to move. Bro refused, he stayed at his base,
swallowing around his cock.
“Bro, ‘m gonna fuck your face if you don’t fucking do something.”
The older male groaned and made some unintelligible noises, Dave smirked. “So
that’s how this is gonna be then?” He moved his hands from the other’s hair and
placed one on each of his cheeks, gripping onto his jaw. He pushed, forcing
Bro’s head back and he thrusted. He forced his head back down, and quickly
built up a rhythm of pushing him back as he pulled out and pushing his face
forward as he pushed in. “Bro... Mm...” Dave’s eyes had closed at some point;
he moaned and looked down, only to look back up once he’s registered the view
below him. Bro’s shades were hanging from his face at an awkward angle, saliva
dripping from his full lips. He was currently laving the other with his tongue,
as if trying force the taste of Dave’s dick to his memory. Dave let go of his
jaw, moving one of his hands back to the other’s hair. He pulled, and twisted
the strands in his fingers, trying his best to fuck up his Brother’s stupidly
styled anime hair. He slowed his thrusts, Bro kept rhythm by bobbing his head,
but after every each thrust he pulled off to lay kisses on the underside of
Dave’s cock and swirl his tongue around on the crown. 
“Bro... you’re being such a cockslut... Basically begging for me to fuck your
face? God damn dude... you've got some serious problems...”He pulled back, his
lips making an obscene pop. And saliva connected his lips to the other’s
member. “Dunno what you’re talking about lil' dude... You’re the one who was
fucking my face like a god damned sex depraved animal.” Dave growled and forced
Bro’s mouth open with his thumb, he traced his teeth for a moment to warn him
silently ‘don’t fucking bite me’ before thrusting back in.
“Animal huh? I’ll show you animal...” Dave began to brutally thrust into the
other’s mouth; Bro couldn't even keep up with his tongue. All he could do was
keep his mouth open and force himself to not gag. On an offbeat he managed
to unzip his pants, freeing his throbbing cock from its confines. He began to
hurriedly jerk himself off, his rhythm matching Dave’s thrusts.
“F-fuck man, look at you... Jerking off to-“A moan caught in his throat, “J-
jerking yourself to your little brother...” He slowed to deliver a particularly
hard thrust, causing a satisfying choking noise from the other. Dave bit his
lip, and forced Bro’s head down, he rutted into the other’s throat with a long
moan. He was close. “Mm, Gonna come Bro... gonna cum right down your throat...
Make ya swallow it..” He moaned again as he felt Bro’s tongue flicking over his
shaft, “Bet you’d like that yeah? Being forced to swallow your little brothers
cum?” Bro sped his hand; he tightened his grip around his head, swiping his
thumb to catch the drips of precum dripping down his shaft. He moaned around
Dave’s cock and that set the kid off, He was groaning out a loud scream of
Bro’s name as he forced his head down, His nose was pressed against Dave’s
smooth stomach as the kid was frantically rutting into his mouth. Bro shut his
eyes as he felt the first stream of warm liquid hitting the back of his throat
and sliding down. He sucked, milking his cock for all it was worth, Dave came
in long spurts into the other’s throat and Bro happily swallowed. After a few
heavy breaths the younger whined and pulled at Bro’s hair, forcing away from
his now spent cock.
“Dude, ged-off...” Dave’s speech was slurred and his voice jumped in octave,
Bro left a final kiss on his softening shaft and released, “Damn kid...”
“Shut up,” Dave grabbed the collar of Bro’s shirt, and pulled. The older male
got the hint and repositioned himself into a straddling position. He looked
down at the kid with a shit eating grin before forcing his lips on him. He
wasted no time in shoving his tongue into the others; he prodded at Dave’s
tongue encouraging it to play. He reached under himself and grabbed the
younger’s hand, forcing it to grip his cock, Dave groaned into the kiss and
began to hurriedly jerk Bro off. After a few moments, Bro was a moaning mess
against the other’s lips; he pulled away from the kiss to turn his head toward
the ceiling with a loud moan.
“G-gonna...”
Dave smirked, and stopped his movements. “Oh?”
“Dave, what the shit... k-keep going.”
“No.”
“Please? Dave, c’mon... You’re not still mad at me for earlier right? C’mon
lil' dude...”
Dave sighed, he moved his hand again slowly, “Beg for it.”
Usually Bro would have endured; he would have smirked and dared the kid... But
at the moment he couldn't exactly form coherent thought. He swallowed his pride
and looked down at the other with pleading eyes. “Dave please let me cum, I
want to cum...” 
“Well since you asked so nicely”
With another three strokes of his hand, Bro was gripping onto Dave’s arm,
digging his nails into his flesh and moaning his name. His cock drooled out a
few spurts of cum and he dropped to the bed. “G-god damn kid...”
“What’s wrong old man? You can’t finish as well as you used to?”
Bro glared, and leaned over to bite Dave’s neck harshly “I’ll have you know I
came like four times today... don’t blame me if ‘m not performing all that
good.”
“Wait what? Why?”
“Practicing... for the uh... Face fucking. Got me a lil horny...” He laughed
nervously
“Bro, I swear to fucking god...”
He opened his arms, inviting the kid to cuddle “Shh, no yelling... lets take a
nap... ‘M tired.”
Dave rolled his eyes and scooted into the other’s arms; he kissed him lightly
and turned his head to get in a better position. “Love you...”
“Love you too lil' dude.”
 
 
End Notes
     I cannot smut, how do smut
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